Steamed Hams But It's Starring Papyrus And Steve

(Papyrus Rings Doorbell.)
Papyrus: Well Steve, I've Made It. Despite Your Directions.
Steve: Ah! Papyrus, Welcome. I Hope You're Prepared For An Unforgettable Luncheon!
Papyrus: Ehh...
(Steve Opens Door To Oven.)
Steve: *Gasp*
Steve: Oh Ye Gods! My Roast Is Ruined!
(Steve Looks Out Window And Sees McDonalds.)
Steve: But What If, I Were To Purchase Fast Food And Disguise It As My Own Cooking?
Steve: Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho! Delightfully Devilish, Steve!
(Steve Opens Window And Tries To Sneak Out And Gets Caught By Papyrus.)
Papyrus: Ah-
(Theme Song Plays)
Papyrus: STEVE!!!
Steve: Papyrus! I Was Just- Uh, Just Stretching My Calves On The Windowsill. Isometric Exercise, Care To Join Me?
Papyrus: Why Is There Smoke Coming Out Of Your Oven, Steve?
Steve: Oh, That Isn't Smoke, It's Steam!
Steam From The Steamed Clams We're Having! Mmmmmm, Steamed Clams!
(Papyrus Closes Door.)
Steve: Phew!
(Steve Sneaks Out The Window And Heads To McDonalds.)
Steve: Papyrus, I Hope You're Ready For Mouthwatering Hamburgers!
Papyrus: I Thought We Were Having Steamed Clams.
Steve: No, I Said "Steamed Hams", That's What I Call Hamburgers.
Papyrus: You Call Hamburgers "Steamed Hams"?
Steve: Yes! It's A Regional Dialect.
Papyrus: Uh-huh. Uh, What Region?
Steve: Uh, Upstate Minecraftia.
Papyrus: Really? Well, I'm From Snowdin, And I've Never Heard Anyone Use The Phrase "Steamed Hams."
Steve: Oh, Not In Snowdin, No. It's an Albany Expression.
Papyrus: I See.
Papyrus: You Know, These Hamburgers Are Quite Similar To The Ones They Have At McDonalds.
Steve: Oh, No! Patented Pixel Burgers, Old Family Recipe.
Papyrus: For Steamed Hams?
Steve: Yes.
Papyrus: Yes, And You Call Them Steamed Hams, Despite The Fact That They Are Obviously Grilled.
Steve: Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- Excuse me for one second.
Papyrus: Of Course.
Steve: *Yawns* Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Papyrus: Yes. I should be- Good Lord, what is happening in there!?
Steve: Aurora Borealis.
Papyrus: A- AURORA BOREALIS!? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN!?
Steve: Yes!
Papyrus: May I See It?
Steve: No.
(Steve And Papyrus Exit The House.)
Alex: Steve, The House Is On Fire!
Steve: No, Alex. It's Just The Northern Lights.
Papyrus: Well, Steve, you are an odd fellow... but I must say, you steam a good ham.
Alex: HELP! HEEEEEELP!!


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